So an old lady is smoking a cigarette outside of her work when it suddenly started to pour rain. She tried in vain to protect her cigarette from the water. A co-worker seeing her plight shows her how to she keep her cigarette dry by unrolling a condom and slipping the cigarette inside. The old lady is impressed and immediately heads to the drug store to get some condoms for her cigarettes. She goes up to the pharmacist and says, "Young man, I need some condoms." The pharmacist replies, "what size ma'am?" She thinks about it for a moment before replying, "I dunno for sure but it needs to be enough for a Camel." The poor pharmacist faints in surprise.